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Jan 26 2009

Cheikh Samb Is On Suicide Watch

Published by runyon at 11:26 pm under Portland Trailblazers Edit This

During the post-game session with the media in the Clipper locker room, Samb was sighted alone in the corner muttering to himself.

“Rien, rien, rien, rien,” he kept saying as he periodically glanced up from his copy of Le Mythe de Sisyphe. Brandon Roy’s dunk tonight shook Cheikh Samb to the very core of his existence. His sanity flew away with his head band as Brandon Roy destroyed his soul with a leather ball. The head band has not, as of yet, been found.

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