Feb 24 2009
Tonight Against the WCS
Here’s a brief note about tonight’s game:
1. The Rockets are the Worst Case Scenario for the Blazers. Not in terms of matchups or anything like that; but mostly because they are the WCS for how the team could turn out. They have a superstar center and SG that can take over games if they want to, but instead they just get injured a lot. Sound like a local team. They’re a great veteran team that can beat anyone in the league, but they’re basically screwed. The only way they’ll win a championship is on 2K9.
2. We probably won’t be watching the entirety of the game, yet again. When it comes to choosing between watching the Vaseline-smeared broadcast on Comcast Sports Net or getting loaded and yelling obscenities at Twilight at a pub theater in Beaverton, Trail Post has to take the latter every time.
3. Ron Artest rules. He’s just the greatest badass in history. He’s most famous for being in the brawl at the Palace of Auburn Hills, but this isn’t the only time that Artest has intervened in history. He’s somewhat of a Doctor Who of ass-kicking.
It’s time to feel sorry for Brandon Roy. It’s difficult to score on a guy who led an army of elephants across the Alps.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was awesome.