Jul 02 2009
Zach Randolph has a new home
Don’t worry folks, it’s not here. Zach Randolph was traded yet again, this time to the Memphis Grizzlies. Depending on your perspective, the Grizzlies may have just come off like the guy who traded a paper clip for a house through Craigslist. They started with Darko Milicic, who is mostly worthless, then got Quentin Richardson, who is less worthless, and then got Zach Randolph, who is a 20 and 10 guy. Then again, he’s not a winner and doesn’t play defense. So, the Grizzlies traded a paper clip for a slightly sturdier paper clip. Either way, congrats to Zach. Fourth team’s the charm.
Still, the best news to come from this is the return of Quentin Richardson to Los Angeles. If Mike Dunleavy had a soul (which of course, he doesn’t - look into those eyes, there’s not even a hint of empathy), he would look into truly completing the Quentin Richardson deal by signing one Darius Miles. Look, Miles already screwed us over by trying to follow his dream, so it’s only fair that we should get some compensation by reuniting the most exciting duo of the early decade. Then again, it would probably just end up macabre and depressing, as somehow Miles would break his wrist doing the head bump after a half-hearted lay-up.
PLEASE REUNITE US
