Oct 27 2009
Player Preview: Brandon Roy
Yo Tay, I’m really happy for you and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of ALL TIME. One of the best videos of all time.
For Brandon Roy, who still remains on the outside of the conversation with regards to being one of the most valuable players in the NBA. There are only a few players that can even compare to Roy in terms of value to their respective teams. There’s Kobe, there’s LeBron, there’s Dwight Howard, and there’s Chris Paul. Removal of one of these guys turns a great team into a 30-win team. I wish I could show up like Kanye did, and just interrupt media members who forget about Brandon. “Yo Kornheiser, etc.”
We’re keeping this one short and sweet, simply because you can look around in the last few blog posts to find your taste of ridiculous Brandon Roy hyperbole. Okay, one more for the road. Brandon Roy invented a time machine, and taught Annie Sullivan the sign language for “water,” which she later used as her breakthrough with Helen Keller. He miracle worked the Miracle Worker.
The season’s finally here, and I’ll see you at tonight’s game - I’ll be the one pouring out a $20 beer for Nico’s shoulder.
Read Trail Post’s complete 2009-2010 player preview series.
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Read Martell Webster’s preview
Read LaMarcus Aldridge’s preview
Read Andre Miller and Steve Blake’s preview
Read Joel Przybilla and Greg Oden’s preview.
